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Connor RK800 ([personal profile] realtimeanalysis) wrote2025-01-01 04:39 pm

@bootyshortsforoldmen

( who: Hank Anderson & Connor RK800
when: a few days after dis
where: Eden Club, Hank's Car, Cyberlife Store/Repair & Upgrade Station

warnings: TBA; Robotics 'gore', Android Sex Club, etc )

[ Five minutes isn't supposed to be a lot of time.

It is a lot of time for someone who processes as fast as Connor, and it might also be a lot of time to sit parked outside the front of an android sex club.

Connor had already explained that to Hank earlier that morning, although heading straight to Cyberlife headquarters would be the fastest way to get everything done in one trip, he would prefer to avoid revisiting that particular location. Illogical? Absolutely... Connor by no means expected RK900 to suddenly appear from behind some pristine corridor. He and Hank had taken care of that issue, Hank had destroyed Connor's evolved model.

(But, then again, Connor had also been destroyed, once. Gunned down, taking bullets for Hank. So how unfounded are these unfounded worries?)

Regardless, Connor had opted to get his upgrades at a smaller Cyberlife store, selected becasuse it features the most advanced model of their android maintenance hubs, tucked into the back room for repairs and upgrades. The shop is a small individually owned franchise so it does not happen to stock, by default at all times, a huge assortment of android dicks and other such bits.

The resulting math leaves Hank waiting in his car outside the android sex club while Connor was supposed to go inside and pick up his new parts. Then, they would drive to the shop of Connor's choosing for the actual install process.

But as Connor finally returns to the car in crisp sharp strides, he is conspicuously empty handed. His expression is slightly tart with irritation as he knocks on Hank's window, and gestures for him to either roll it down, or open the door. ]


I'm sorry, you're going to have to come inside. [ His typical polite manner is citrus-soured ] The establishment's owner keeps insisting I need the physical signature of my registered owner to pick up my order

[ Honestly there's no reason to insert such old world technology into this new day and age, apart from being a pain in the ass absolutely on purpose. Obviously, at least to Connor, someone with their fingers in Cyberlife bureaucracy is punching back against the whole new "androids are people" thing.

Connor is not even surprised, but he is reasonably annoyed. ]
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[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-07 12:31 am (UTC)(link)

You sound a little, uh. [Can androids even get drunk? High?] Sounding a little woozy there, Con.

[It’s probably good that Connor’s sitting down. Good that he’ll have some time to process all these new changes.

But still. Hank glances over, sees Connor’s head laying back. He mentioned his shirt again, and Hank just imagines it being too much for him to take on the car ride home; tearing his shirt open, and...

It’s ridiculous, of course. But how is he supposed to not think about Connor’s new, and presumably very sensitive, nipples?

And other parts, of course.

Other parts...]

I’d rather get you home before I worry about food, but okay.

[Hank starts the car, letting it rumble to life as he leans over to softly squeeze Connor’s knee.]

You did real good, sweetheart. You did great. Just like I knew you would.

[There has to be some sort of burger place on the way home. Not Chicken Feed — he’d rather not have to get out of the car — but something just as greasy and satisfying.

Pulling into a drive through now, lights all lit up. Menu sign glaring. There are a few cars ahead of them, so it’ll be a couple minutes, at least.

Hank really isn’t hungry yet, although that could be mostly nerves.]

You sure you want me to stop? We can go straight home.

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[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-07 02:54 am (UTC)(link)

Worrying me a little now, baby. [Not that Hank wasn’t worried before, but this is something else.] Never thought I’d hear you say you aren’t up for a dozen of those subtasks.

[The cars in front of them start to slowly pull up, so Hank follows along with his Oldsmobile. No getting out of line now unless they ram themselves up over the curb.]

Okay, okay. I’ll eat. [Reaching down to twist the temperature dial up before a breath of heat pours from the vents.] How’s that?

[Connor being cold is a whole other unsettling aspect — news to Hank, too — and he reaches out to cup his cheek. Thumb brushing against chilled skin, which makes Hank feel even worse, like he should have known beforehand and had the heat jacked up already.]

Well, fuck. Guess I should fuckin’ read that packet, huh? Wasn’t expecting you to be all cold. This ain’t a... glitch, or something, is it?

[Once they get to the menu, Hank spits out an order. Kind of hard to think about food now: less because he’s thinking about sex and more because he’s just worried. Stealing glances over at Connor every so often.

Burger. Fries. Soda...? Sure, make it one of those combo meals. Save him a whopping five cents, or whatever. The burger will be good, at least. Probably. Hank can’t remember the last time he had a burger that was truly terrible.]

Edited (accidentally hit post before I could edit 😱) 2025-01-07 02:56 (UTC)
bootyshortsforoldmen: (I get insecure and panic | mgk)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-07 04:14 am (UTC)(link)

[It’s cute, the way Connor raises his hand over the vents. Not that Hank didn’t think he was alive before, obviously, but seeing him seek out heat, twirling his fingers like there’s something tangible to grab, is new. It’s endearing.

As if Hank needed any more reasons to love him.]

Huh. Wonder why they added that, then. Don’t think it was an accident.

[Not that Hank personally knows Andy and Andy, but they seemed like professionals. Not the types to make a mistake like that.

A gift, then, maybe? Hmm.]

Look at you. [Gazing at Connor with a smirk twisting the corner of his lips.] Would’ve thought you’d be all “hands on the wheel, Hank.” It’s cute. ‘Course you can...

[Offering his right hand now, letting it rest in Connor’s seat. Made more comical now, perhaps, as Hank pulls up to the second drive through window and fumbles for his wallet. He could take his hand back for a second, but nope. Not gonna do that. It’s Connor’s hand right now.

The person working the window is merciful, at least: only handing Hank one thing at a time, giving him a weird look, like, “you’ve got two hands, don’t you?”

Nope. Not right now, he doesn’t.]

bootyshortsforoldmen: (if I keep on doing that same old shit)

[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-07 05:07 am (UTC)(link)

What the hell kind of question is that? I know you’re being coy — [Hank uses the hand that Connor so conveniently placed on his cheek to tilt his face toward him] — but didn’t I tell you “what’s mine is yours,” and all that? Weren’t we talking about making room for your fish?

[Then, a half-hearted mutter:] Guy goes and thinks I’ll make room for his fish but not him.

[He knows Connor’s being a wiseass again, but Hank couldn’t blame him if he were worried. Thinking that maybe Hank hadn’t meant all the things he said, about throwing out all the trash and beer bottles to make room for Connor’s fish. All his things: whatever he has now, and whatever he’ll have in the future.

Him too, obviously. Hank never wanted to just house Connor’s pets, although he would have. He’s always been greedy, though. Always wanting more.]

Remind me when we get home. Got something to give you.

[Food and drink secured. They’re headed home now, pulling out of the drive through and back onto the rain-slickened road, making the snow all mush. It’s steadily growing darker than it’d been at the mall, streetlights glimmering.

Hank likes driving, in a way. Especially when it’s late and there aren’t many cars on the road. Nicer too when he’s with someone he cares about, which isn’t something he ever thought he’d experience again.

He steals a look at Connor during the next stoplight: moonlight spilling through the windows. Hank hopes his hand is helping.]

Guess we’ll get to do some cuddling, huh?

[Thank god.]

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[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-07 06:33 am (UTC)(link)

Connor, if you’re trying to get me hard again, it’s fucking working.

[Hank lets Connor move his hand, brushing fingertips against his neck. Feeling every little soft shudder.]

No, this is another thing I’ve got for you. Figured you’d want that secret — [just a couple more turns, a few more stop signs, and they’ll be home] — after you wake up from your nap. Guess it’s your choice when you want to hear it, but I did say I wanna whisper it in your ear.

[Hank is all confidence now, sure, but when the time comes to pay up... he’s not sure he won’t falter. Make a damn fool of himself.

With Connor, Hank is really never sure.]

No, I... haven’t experimented with any of that. Not that I wouldn’t want to. Seems like you’d be into it. [And Hank’s thoughts immediately turn to circling Connor’s nipples with an ice cube — or, hell, his own — which definitely isn’t something he’d say no to.

He wants to make sure he lets Connor know he’s interested, but then he has to address that elephant Connor just dropped in the middle of the car, so to speak.]

My browsing history, huh. [Hank isn’t surprised, really. But he still feels his cheeks heat up at the thought of Connor seeing all of what he gets into.] You find, uh... anything interesting?

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[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-07 07:25 am (UTC)(link)

Just figured we’d get home and you’d be out like a light. Shouldn’t have assumed, I guess. More time for cuddling, maybe.

[Hank tries to hide his neediness with sarcasm, but that’s nothing new.]

Looking for inspiration. Right. [He swallows thickly, glancing down at his drink and wishing he could fill the awkward silences with loud, obnoxious sipping.] Don’t think you need that, really. You’re on a whole other level, babe. Every time you touch me, I swear there’s somethin’ new I wanna try. And I’m not even... adventurous.

[Or is he? Now, maybe?]

Sure, I think about things. Watch a little porn. [A lot.] But I’ve been alone so long, and I wasn’t really wanting to do most of those things in real life.

[Rolling to a halt at the last stop sign before Hank’s house: the one that people driving opposite him always seem to ignore. But it’s quiet now. No one to try to kill him today.]

Till now, I guess. But it’s less wanting to do what I’ve seen in porn, and mostly... I just want to experience whatever I can with you.

[Finally pulling up to the house now, windows dark.]

And, yeah: that’s me. Always shittalking your taste. But that’s ‘cause your tastes include me. For whatever reason.

[Meeting Connor’s sarcasm with his own quip as he shuts off the car. Tugging the keys out of the ignition with his left hand before he’s turning to Connor, maneuvering over the food between them to wrap his hand around that slender neck.

Hank wants to kiss him. He meant to. Needs to give Connor his first kiss after all these upgrades. With all these changes.

But in the house, maybe. Hank can be patient. Sometimes.]

You ready to go in?

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[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-08 12:17 am (UTC)(link)

That sounds... [Hank frowns.] I’m happy to get to lay with you whenever, but I guess I assumed it’d be a one-time calibration thing, or whatever. I know you don’t like to be all idle, so... I’m sorry.

[He hadn’t considered that. Just like he hadn’t considered a lot of things, apparently. Really should have read up on more of this beforehand, but most of it would’ve flown right over his head.]

Only adventurous with you. Ain’t no mild about you.

[Tilting Connor’s chin up with his hand now. Looking down into those dark eyes, and he just seems... different. Maybe it’s that sweet little “please.” Hank would’ve kissed him, anyway. But it still feels nice, makes something in Hank’s chest squeeze.]

You’re fine. Just figured you might want to head inside before you get me all riled up again. Guess you don’t, so —

[He isn’t trying to be a nuisance. Really. Isn’t trying to tease the way Connor tends to. Hank’s just thinking. Brushing over Connor’s lips with his thumb, pondering the food he is oh-so precariously leaning over: only one of these he really cares about.

Hank isn’t sure how to keep this kiss chaste, but he’ll damn well make the attempt. Pressing his mouth against Connor’s; tilting his head to mesh their lips together — and, hey, no tongue. Hank is being good. His fingers slide up and down Connor’s neck: slow, just to feel him.

He could pull away, could ask if Connor’s had his fill. The car’s off and Hank doesn’t want him getting colder. If Connor’s gonna tremble, he wants it to be for another reason entirely.]

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[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-08 02:29 am (UTC)(link)

[Hank can feel it against his lips when Connor moans. And he can’t blame him, especially not with all these fancy upgrades, but damn.

Connor’s being good, too. Better than Hank could ever be. All patient and soft and processing.]

You keep talking about your nipples, Connor, and I swear to god my hands are gonna start doing things.

[Things.

He wants to wrap his arms around him, protect him from the cold, but Connor’s at the front door quick enough. Hank sighs: see, this is why...

One thing at a time. First: digging his half-frozen keys out of his pocket. Once he opens the door, Hank sees Sumo pause mid-step right by his food bowl as if he’d been up to something naughty. Ready to gnaw on a bowl as if that could summon more kibble, maybe. Then he’s heading right toward them, not quite fast but not slow, either, and once Hank’s inside — the boring one — Sumo sits in front of Connor and starts thumping his tail against the floor.]

Guess he’s your drool monster now.

[Hank is... looking. For the thing he means to give Connor. The two things, technically. He hasn’t needed them in an age so has no idea where they are, really. Digging through the couch cushions: no. One he finds by his computer, for whatever reason; the other in a random knickknacks-slash-garbage drawer in the kitchen.]

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[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-08 03:17 am (UTC)(link)

I figured as much, especially with your whole... browser history thing. But nah, I’m good. Maybe next time.

[The kitchen drawer gets stuck a bit, crammed full of junk, so Hank has to really slam it shut.

He heads back to the couch, giving Sumo a nice scratch behind the ears — although he looks, decidedly, bored by Hank’s attention. Drooling in Connor’s lap is much more riveting, apparently, although he does offer Hank a loud yawn.

Reaching for one of Connor’s hands now, Hank unfurls his fingers before pressing a kiss to his palm.

Then: two keys. Sumo raises his head, expecting some manner of treat, but after a few sniffs he lays back in Connor’s lap.]

One with the fob’s for the car. Figured since I was giving you the other key, anyway. In case of emergencies and all that — don’t need you breaking my car window, or whatever. Just let me know if you’re actually gonna take her for a spin, so I can get one of those weird self-driving cars.

[Those very cabs that are suddenly enjoyable if they have Connor in them, and if Connor is kissing him and tugging Hank’s hair.

Funny how that works.]

Then, yeah: house key. Since that keeps coming up. Where you’re gonna stay and keep all your things. And obviously you don’t gotta stay here — [please stay] — but don’t go cleaning up after me if you do. That’s my burden. Don’t know where we’re gonna put your fish, but we’ll figure it out.

[We.

A glance around the living room: it’s not exactly small, but that was just with him and Sumo. It’d be nice to have more space for Connor.]

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[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-08 04:25 am (UTC)(link)

And I trust you not to break any more windows unless it’s “extremely necessary,” so I guess we’re on the same page here.

[Then Connor has to go and shove his face against Hank’s stomach, and it’s not as if he’s keeping score, but this... this is endearing as fuck.]

Who the hell says “paramours”? You think that’s a term of my era? Oh, that’s rich. [Hank touches Connor’s head, fingers sifting through his hair, patting him in soft strokes.] But yeah, Connor. We can make it all official, if you want. Figured we were already there, but — okay.

[It feels oddly juvenile, especially with Hank being fifty-three, but:] Will you... be my boyfriend, Connor?

[Is that how he’s supposed to ask? It’s been so damn long since Hank has wanted to date anyone.]

My very sexy boyfriend who can come and go as he pleases, and...

[Hank sighs, craning his neck to see as much of Connor as he can. Sumo is sitting up now, looking up at them, head cocked. Perhaps confused why Connor would choose to hug Hank over being the optimal pillow.]

It’s nice. Getting to make you feel like this. I hope I can keep doing this for a long time, Connor.

[Which is Hank’s way of saying: Hope I don’t fuck this up. Hope you keep wanting to be with me.]

D’you... need to change your shirt, though? [Don’t mention Connor’s nipples, Hank. Don’t even think about nipples.

But of course he does.]

One of mine might be better, or...

[Hopefully...?]

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[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-08 05:16 am (UTC)(link)

Was explicit, sure. Just wanted to make doubly sure so neither of us gets jumpscared when the other says “boyfriend,” or something. Jumpscared in a good way, I’d hope, but still.

[Hank watches Connor toss his tie away like it’s his very own personal striptease. He tries not to widen his eyes, but he stares. Unblinking. Heart racing faster with each button unfastened.]

Connor, what did I tell you about the whole nipple thing? [It was about talking, yes, but is this not a million times “worse,” albeit in a deeply erotic way? Connor just baring himself for Hank to see, all smooth, freckled skin — especially sensitive too, now, isn’t he?] You’re lucky Sumo’s here to get us to behave.

[Not that Sumo’s presence stopped them before, but now he’s on the couch. Being all cute and slobbering.

Hank leans down to tilt Connor’s head up. Thumb pressed against his chin as he just stares into those deep eyes for a moment, at that face he adores, before he kisses him. A chaste kiss: lips brushing. Trying to keep his beard from digging into Connor’s skin for too long; he imagines that might be uncomfortable right now. Or maybe it feels amazing, with all that new sensitivity. Hank doesn’t know.

Still, he pulls back before long. Grabbing his food from the coffee table — magic! — before squeezing onto the other end of the couch. Sumo whines between them, turning to nose at Hank’s bag. Tail thwapping Connor’s lap.]

No, shirts not required. In fact, I’d suggest you never wear one. Ever. Would be better for your — [don’t say nipples, don’t say nipples] — skin, huh? No friction. All that good stuff.

[Hank bites into a fry. Sitting up to be able to see Connor over Sumo. Giving Connor a look. Expression blank and yet anything but, really: he knows Connor can figure out his heart’s still racing, and all that.]

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[personal profile] bootyshortsforoldmen 2025-01-09 02:41 am (UTC)(link)

Guess we’re partners in a few senses of the word now, then.

[And hopefully will continue to be, especially after Fowler finds out about this. That whole mistletoe thing hadn’t been exactly subtle... and then they’d run out and started making out in a cab.

It’s not like Hank would want to hide this, either. Their relationship. Not putting it on blast, sure — but if someone asks? Hank doesn’t want to have to lie, not about Connor. But whatever might be best for Connor: a conversation for another time, perhaps.]

Think we can allow a few distractions. Considering the circumstances. It’s a big day for you. And — [eyeing the way Connor slips out of his blazer as if that alone isn’t a distraction] — don’t think I could stop you even if I wanted to. And I don’t, to be explicitly clear.

[And then Connor rolls up his sleeves... hmm. Baring all that skin.]

Looks like you’re gettin’ ready for something. [Hank takes a bite of his burger, sauce dripping on his fingers. He has enough manners to finish chewing before he continues, even as Sumo pants beside him.] Or is it too hot in here for you, Connor?

What d’you think, Sumo? [‘Borf!’ — perhaps hoping Hank will be a pal and share his burger.] Should we turn the heat down for our friend here?

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